You know when you get the urge to eat something just because it’s there? Anyways, I lost my job as a gynecologist today.




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You know how sometimes... You know how sometimes even when you"re not hungry you"ll get tempted to eat something just because it"s in front of you?  Well, that"s how I lost my job as a gynecologist.


What"s the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush. (Credit to my uncle)


What do a pizza delivery driver and a gynecologist have in common? They both get close enough to smell the goods but if they eat it they"ll be in trouble.


What do a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common? Always have to smell it, never get to eat it.


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Why is a pizza delivery guy like a gynecologist? They"re allowed to smell it, but they get in trouble if they eat it.Teehee


What"s the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? One looks at the family tree and the other examines the family bush.


What"s the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush.


What"s the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist? One looks up your family tree, the other looks up your family bush.


What’s the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up family trees. A gynecologist looks up bushes.


What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist have in common? They both can smell it but can"t eat it.


What"s common between a Game Tester and Gynecologist. They both look for problems in places where other men find pleasure.


What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They get to smell the goods but they never get to eat them


Whats a similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist? They both smell it, but they can"t eat it.


I wanted to be a gynecologist, but I failed medical school in the last semester. I was so close I could taste it.


What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it but can"t eat it.


What do a pizza a delivery guy and a gynecologist have in common? They can both sniff it but they can"t eat it.




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You know that urge to just eat something because it’s right there in front of you? Yeah, that’s why I am no longer a gynecologist


I once knew a guy who went to school to become a surgeon, but he lost his bottom two fingers in an accident Now he’s a gynecologist